So sorry, “Joanna,” I know you’re my “friend” and all, but the idea of winning a “Jockpot” simply does not appeal to me. From:    Joanna Sent:    Monday, November 15, 2010 10:33 AM Subject:    Message from your friend Hello, Look at this site http://www.7les.com/3tb Could you be the  Next Millionaire? Would you like to Won the [...]

Are you sure you’re not taking out your alleged frustrations with lotteries by exacting “personal revenge” against anyone gullible enough to buy your crap"? Today’s lesson: Don’t send spam if you don’t want to be exposed as a charlatan. From:    I want a personal revenge on LOTTERIES!!! [LevyGrain@rock.com] Sent:    Monday, November 15, 2010 2:22 AM [...]

It’s another idiot pushing that B.S. about the guy who supposedly got shot because some thugs wanted his “secret” for winning the lottery. Excellent pick for a name, by the way, since you are quite obviously a dick! From:    YesYesYes@verygoodserver.com Sent:    Thursday, April 22, 2010 2:16 PM To:    Friends Subject:    `***I W0N. I W0N. I [...]

This is one I decided to take a little closer look at. Usually, I’ll just post these spam messages up, make a few comments and leave it at that, hoping to tip others off to be careful about any kind of e-mail “offers” they receive. This one, like all the rest, reeks of scam in [...]

I suggest you change that “Ref No” from “FLM-202/8231” to “FLM-FLAM.” It more accurately expresses the intent of your message. From: "Grace Zark" <lotto@winning.com> To: <undisclosed-recipients:> Subject: [URGENT]: Your Immediate Response is Required! Date: Friday, July 31, 2009 7:12 PM PRIZE/PROMOTION AWARD DEPT. E-LOTTO NL. CATEGORY "A" WINNER Ref No: FLM-202/8231 Batch Number: NL 80 [...]

It’s been a while since I have posted anything here, so here is one that’s hot off the press. This one has to be a real moron to bring up Nigeria, the country best known for these scams. And everyone knows that important officials from big oil companies who want to give away lots of [...]