This is the “third and final” message to me? Promise? From: "BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ" <info.barrmarcusandreen@yahoo.com.hk> Subject: Hope you receive this message!!! Date: Friday, July 31, 2009 12:51 PM THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!! On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Krüger. I once again [...]

I never knew I was so beloved throughout the world! So many people I have never heard of including me in their will! It must be a miracle! From: "Barrister Marcus Andreen Esq" <barrmarcus_andreen001@yahoo.co.uk> Subject: Claim Your Inheritance!!!  Date: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 7:55 PM Claim Your Inheritance!!!  On behalf of the Trustees and Executor [...]

These “barristers” are a dime-a-dozen these days. I guess they don’t work for very prestigious firms since they all rely on free e-mail services like Yahoo! or Hotmail. Someone needs to tell this idiot there is no “E” at the end of “respond.” From: "BARR MARCUS ANDREEN AND ASSOCIATES" <barrister_marcusandesq@yahoo.com.hk> Subject: CLAIM YOUR INHERITANCE ,PLEASE [...]

And I hope this message get to you!!! Your pathetic attempt to SCAM me was a miserable failure. Go get a real job. From: "BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ." <info@barristersreply.co.uk.diplomacy.pl> To: <undisclosed-recipients:> Subject: I hope the message get to you!!! Date: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 11:17 AM THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!! [...]

The only thing urgent about this is the urgency you should employ hitting the delete key! From: "BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN" <info@barristers.com.hk> Subject: URGENT NOTIFICATION!!! Date: Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:38 AM URGENT NOTIFICATION!!! On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Kruger. I once again try to notify you as [...]

This scammer seems to be getting impatient. I guess it is just his generosity that is driving him to take such extraordinary measures to contact me (and a few thousand other people)! From: "BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN" <marcusandreen@www.uk.com> Subject: THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!! Date: Thursday, March 26, 2009 1:14 PM THIS [...]