Yeah, I’ve been waiting so long for a “TRUSTED” spammer you cannot imagine! From:    1.2 Billion Email Leads..Largest Email Database. <1.2billion_emailleads@sader.com> Sent:    Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:23 PM Subject:    Check Out this Article from Activex America From: 1.2 Billion Email Leads..Largest Email Database. Hi Enterpreneur,   Welcome To Leads Volcano….. The Largest Email Database.. \"1.2 [...]

Thanks so much! I’ve always dreamed of being a spammer just like you! From: "Santana ntis" <louie87@mail.so-easy.com.tw> Subject: Business, Consumer and Healthcare Email lists Date: Thursday, November 04, 2010 4:10 PM Pricing for this week only: ANY 1 list $99 or 3 for $249. Choose from the lists below: ( HEALTHCARE ) – Doctors (34 [...]

More spam for spammers. How nice. With the perennial MLM scam thrown in as well! What a deal! From: EmailMarketingPackage@e-superpack.com Subject: 1Billion Leads, Email Harvester & Sender, PHP Mass/Bulk Emailer, RESELL RIGHTS Products, Fresh MLM Leads in one Power Package Date: Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:19 PM Email Marketing Business Package: A complete E-Business You [...]

This one’s a greedy one. He’s got multiple “offers” contained in this SPAM message, and is no doubt collecting a commission each time someone gets suckered in. From:    Jhames Gate [massmailer@productpro.info] Sent:    Wednesday, June 02, 2010 8:17 PM Subject:    Have a look at Matrix Medical Managment Dear Net Marketer, Most Effective Marketing Tools in Home [...]

Easy profits. Fast wealth. Get rich quick! Jeez, does this crap ever stop? According to “Kristine,” the online idiot, a new era is coming. I suspect it’s actually just more of the same old scam. From:    Easy Profits [fastwealth@unlitraffic.co.cc] Sent:    Tuesday, May 18, 2010 3:52 AM Subject:    FREE to Post Your Ads Over 100,000,000 Viewers [...]

Wow, what an attractive and original subject line. Who would ever think that was spam? And no, I’m not interested in becoming a spammer like you, but thanks so much for asking! From:    noworryISP-by_us [coolchange@myorghouse.info] Sent:    Monday, May 10, 2010 10:01 PM Subject:    ____——-(_**) Send Your Ad To Millions Of GMail Accounts!-=—–______ Dear Online Seekers, [...]

Yes indeed! I’ve been dreaming about a career as a spammer! How did you ever know? Dirsas caurums! From: vs@yahoo.com Subject: I will pay you 200$ a day for 1-2 hours of work. Date: Saturday, March 20, 2010 5:03 PM Hello I’m offering you to become a part time reseller of bulk emailing software. No [...]

This may be the first internet chain letter I have ever received. These things used to go around in the good old U.S. Mail years ago but since it is so cheap to send e-mail, these scammers have moved their operations online and are trying to recruit other spammers to spread this crap far and [...]

If you’re an aspiring spammer, this might be just the kind of thing you can use! From: "Cortes milton" <Rowland_Virginia@civil.org> To: <testers-software@googlegroups.com> Subject: Send emails directly to doctors Date: Thursday, December 31, 2009 1:40 AM Here’s what we’re offering for this week: Currently in Practice:  Medical Doctors in the US 788,708 in total * 17,557 [...]

I guess we can thank idiots like this for some of those PayPal scam messages we receive. By the way, jackass, I am most certainly not your ‘subscriber’ and never was. I wonder if the “B.M,” in “Eden B.M.” stands for “Bowel Movement.” It would certainly make sense. From:    PaypalPowerAdvertiser@sky.com Sent:    Sunday, December 27, 2009 [...]