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Oh boy, I take a break from reading spam for a few months and I come back to find this kind of thing is still going on! That must mean that people are buying this stuff. They can make all the claims they want, but I have a lot of difficulty believing a pill (herbal [...]

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Jeez, I see too much of this type of snake oil advertised on the ‘”Spike” channel as it is. Oh, by the way, the website they are advertising is located in Korea. The people they show sure don’t look Korean to me! From:    Mason Booker [Mason21Booker7@unibase.com] Sent:    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 1:37 AM Subject:    FreeBottle [...]

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