I think many more people would prefer that you increase your efforts to cease being annoying. From: "Donna Oakham" d.oakham@gmail.com Subject: web.site_quality Date: Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:36 AM Dear XXX, We can increase your web traffic.  See for yourself.  Email us for a free quote and site analysis. Sincerely, Donna Oakham U-Media

Your chances of me hiring a spamming a-hole like you are better than your chances of sprouting wings on your back and flying to the moon. It would be nice if you would, though, since this planet would be a better place without you. From: "Taylor Westwick" taylor.westwick@gmail.com Sent: Tuesday, October 27, 2009 Subject: Please [...]

Here’s a great way to build trust, eh? Send three SPAM e-mail messages using two different physical addresses and three separate return e-mail addresses! No reason to suspect that anything fishy is going on here, right? The only “results” you will see from dealing with scum like this is a lighter wallet! Just more phony [...]

Let me translate this to reflect more honesty: I represent a company called SPN Solutions, a company that hires a bunch of low-paid people overseas to send e-mails out to various webmasters begging to exchange links. From: "Liz Monteroso" lmonteroso@ng-systems.net Subject: Real estate (7/24/2009) Date: Friday, July 24, 2009 3:31 PM Hello, I represent a [...]

Well, Liz, I don’t care much for spammers and I really don’t need any help with SEO. Besides, I don’t care much for snake oil. Why don’t you wait by your phone for my call, eh? From: "Liz Monteroso" lizmonteroso@socal.rr.com Subject: Real estate Date: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 Hello, I represent a company called Star [...]

If you have a website and the spammers are able to connect an e-mail address with your site, you will probably start getting crap like this. Fact is that these morons probably don’t know any more about SEO than a monkey. “Experts?” Ha! More like idiots. From: <diamondsystems@mkoqxxjkra.goldkey.bz> Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 Subject: No [...]