Oh lookie! Someone’s pushing that “George Pluss” crap again.

Sounds like a “how to spam” course to me.

From:    Easy Profits [fastwealth@morefreewebtraffic.co.cc]
Sent:    Saturday, September 04, 2010 2:05 AM
Subject:    FREE to Post Your Ads Over 100,000,000 Viewers Guaranteed!

Hi
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==========================================
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this message, you need to see for yourself.
And here is the best part:
This is another one of George Pluss’s famous Dime Sales.
As I write this the price is STILL well under $1…
Guess, how long it will be that low after this email?
Go, go, you still can get in with dimes…
Click the following link to check it out NOW:
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Online Marketer
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If, at any time, you wish to be deleted from our
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Here’s an excellent example of a message that should not pass “Go” and proceed directly to the trash.

The attached ZIP file likely contains something nasty that will not be good for you or your computer.

If you’re a native English speaker, you will probably notice that this is worded a bit strangely. This is usually a good indication that you are dealing with a scam.

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Spider Text:

Dear,
Unfortunately we failed to deliver the postal package you have sent on the 27th of July in time because the recipient’s address is erroneous. Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the packages at our office.

These are becoming so boring that I’m almost to the point where I won’t be posting them any longer.

From: "Adam Bricks" <international_awardprize2010@yahoo.cn>
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE OWNER OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESS
Date: Saturday, August 21, 2010 9:56 PM

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT

Ref Number:NL 52 4355 622
Batch Number:366 446 275-NL/2010
Amount Won: 2, 500, 000.00. USD

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY "A" CYBER LOTTO DRAWS

Dear Internet User

We are pleased to inform you of the  results of our cyber lotto draw of  Lottery NL Promotional Draws. The online electronic-raffle draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 250,000 e-mail accounts picked by our Electronic Random Selection System (ERSS) from an exclusive list However, no tickets were sold.

After the automated computer ballot collection, your e-mail address emerged as a winner category "A" with the following numbers attached
(Ref Number: NL 52 4355 622, Batch Number: 366 446 275-NL/2010.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of 2,500,000.00.USD (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) from the total payout sum! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the owner of the winning email address.Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,

For statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.To file in for the claims of your winning cashprize, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

FOREIGN CLAIMS AGENT

Name:Colin Robert
Tel :+31 647 250 558
Email:colinrobert_claimsdept@yahoo.cn

You are advised to provide him with the following information:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

You are to keep all lotto information confidential, especially your reference numbers and the password of your E-mail address. Since we do not Know you, if an impostor hacks your E-mail account ID and claims your money without our knowledge, we shall not be hold liable. Double claims will not be Entertained, so be careful.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations!!! And thank you for being a user of the World Wide Web.

Yours Sincerely,
Adams Bricks
ONLINE LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR.

Oh trust me, the last thing I’m feeling is sorry for you!

I keep telling you guys that the Somali pirates could probably use some new recruits. What are you waiting for?

From: "Mrs Helen Steward." MrsHelenSteward@aol.co.uk
Subject: FOR CHARITY WORK
Date: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 7:26 PM

Dear Friend
As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. Mrs Helen Steward a 69 years Old British citizen presently in a care home in Netherlands
I have been diagnosed with Cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Haiti, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit in a finance/Security Company in Holland. I Want you to help me collect this money an set of A FOUNDATION All
  you need to do is to claim the m
I have set aside some part of the money for you and for your time. If you are interested contact me via this email mrsshelensteward@aol.co.uk All the details and documentation you will need to claim the funds and set the foundation will be given to you when you contact me.

Thank You and God be with you.
Mrs Helen Steward.

These idiots are giving the phrase “Internet Marketer” a bad name. Just be honest and sign it “Spammer,” will ya?

From:    jaspargo@gmail.com
Sent:    Friday, August 20, 2010 11:52 PM
Subject:    Webpage Recommendation On Western Match Directory

Hello Friend,
It’s Carla Bautista
I stopped by the Western Match Directory and thought you might like
to check it out!
I asked that they send this friendly little notification to you!
Don’t worry!  You have not been entered into any mailing list!!
Please check out the link below, and see what I thought you’d like so
much to see!!

Hello,

Only Read This If Turning Your Mailbox Or Inbox Into A $1,000 A Day.

Copy and paste the link below

http://alturls.com/pangging/

Carla Bautista
Internet Marketer
Orlando,FL

To received no more mails please reply to perldong@gmail.com with
subject CANCEL

————————————–
Recommended Resource on Western Match Directory
————————————–
Title: Western Furniture and Decor
URL  : http://www.westernmatch.com/directory/western-furniture-and-
decor.html

Looks like Bali Budget Villas needs to lock down their “Tell A Friend” function.

From:    dianne_biz@ymail.com
Sent:    Friday, August 20, 2010 2:31 PM
Subject:    Dianne Russel: Check out this cool site!

Dear,

Dianne Russel stopped by Bali Budget Villas and thought you would find the following URL of interest:
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Additional Comments:
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Fortunately recipients of this garbage can “process” just one mouse click and be rid of this crap instantly!

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Sent:    Thursday, August 19, 2010 12:35 PM
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Oooh, oooh, don’t tell me! I think I already know how it works!

Step #1: You send spam out advertising your fabulous “how to win the lottery” book.

Step #2: Naive or desperate people send you money.

Step #3: Customers receive worthless book and realize they wasted their money.

Step #4: You win the spam lottery and the customers lose.

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Well, at least it’s not the “Microword Sweepstakes” or whatever that other nonsense was that was circulating for so long.

From: "Maira Desova" <vdgsnl@aol.nl>
To: <undisclosed-recipients:>
Subject: Your Winning Reference No: VFC/8442
Date: Monday, August 16, 2010 2:23 PM

Vodafone Corporations:

Your Reference No: VFC/8442

Your Batch No: 100957
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized by Vodafone,
in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.) held 29th of April, 2010, in The Netherlands.
Your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 850,000.00eur
(Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros) and a Toshiba laptop.  
To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning via email or fax by contacting our Foreign Transfer Manager:
Mr Tony van More
TEL:0031-684-771-807
REPLY EMAIL:tonyvanmore1001@aim.com>
iNFORMATION NEEDED FROM YOU TO SEND YOUR LAPTOP AND TO ISSUE YOUR CHEQUE ON YOUR FULL NAME AND CONTACT ADDRESS!!
YOUR FULL NAMES:
OCCUPATION:
AGE:
SEX:
ADDRESS:
POST CODE:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
MOBILE-TELEPHONE:
FAX NUMBER:
WINNER EMAIL ADDRESS:
REFERENCE NUMBER:
The Vodafone Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software promotion companies such as the Intel Group,
Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies.
The Vodafone internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.  
Congratulations!!
Sincerely,
Maira Desova
Coordinator

Looks like the Nigerian scammer crowd is finally hopping on the BP bandwagon.

In this case, you’ve reached someone who is only about 1300 or so miles away from the Gulf of Mexico.

Better luck next time, moron.

The following is a statement from the real Brent Coon & Associates who contacted me regarding this scam. Their representative was actually quite pleasant about the whole thing, so I offered them some space here in the hope that it might help shed a bit more light on this scam and make it clear that the real Brent Coon & Associates are not involved with these scam e-mail messages:

It has been brought to our attention that an email scam regarding the BP Oil Spill Claims Process has been making its way around the internet.  The email in question uses the name Barrister Brent Coon.  For obvious reasons, it’s disconcerting that a scam email is making its way around the internet using our name (whether coincidentally or not).  We would like to make it clear that this email certainly wasn’t generated by anyone associated with Brent Coon & Associates.  While we are currently involved in the oil spill litigation, our goal is to help the victims of the Gulf Coast Oil Spill recover any damages they have suffered as a result of this tragedy through legal and legitimate means.  It is unfortunate that some would use this tragedy as a means to obtain personal information for unscrupulous use.

Thank you,

Brent Coon & Associates

From: “BP PAYMENT REPRESENTATIVE” <barrisbrentcoon1@aol.co.uk>
Subject:  COMPENSATION FROM BP
Date: Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:39 AM

Dear Beneficiary,

I am glad to inform you that British Petroleum (BP) has approved the compensation for the victims of the OIL DISASTER in the GULF OF MEXICO.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10335114

You are one of the 300 selected lucky beneficiaries that will receive a full compensation of $3,350,000.00 (Three Million Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars) each.

This payment is the first batch compensation and we apologize for the inconveniences caused by the OIL SPILL which has affected businesses and wildlife around Louisiana and other states in the US.

Kindly inform how you want to receive your approved compensation.

1. CERITIFIED CHEQUE
2. PREPAID SWIFT ATM CARD (VISA OR MASTERCARD)
3. WIRE TRANSFER
4. CASH

Furnish me with your details for the processing and accreditation of your payment.
FULL NAME:
RESIDENCE ADDRESS:
SEX:
MARITAL STATUS:
CITIZENSHIP:
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
STATE OF RESIDENCE:
OCCUPATION:
WORK ADDRESS:
DAY PHONE:
CELL PHONE:
FAX NUMBER:
NEXT OF KIN

NOTICE: This approved payment should be handled confidentially, because this is the first batch and we don’t want other affected individuals to file complains about not included in the first batch.
So just keep it cool until you receive your compensation and i believe we can trust you.

Hope to hear from you soon

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister  Brent Coon
(BP PAYMENT REPRESENTATIVE)

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