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Looks like the spammers are abusing someone else’s “Tell A Friend” feature. As for the content, it’s the usual scammy crap by some A-hole trying to get people to pony up money for yet another useless “make money online” scheme, complete with the old scarcity scam as icing on top. From:    [Important] This is just [...]

Strangely enough, I do not seem to have received any type of payment at all! What’s the deal “Marcus?” From:    Marcus (RetiredMillionaire) <aim@palaigit.co.cc> Sent:    Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:00 PM Subject:    Notification: You’ve recieved a payment from Marcus Brady   Warning: What you’re about to know below will blow the internets biggest kept secret in [...]

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We’ve “featured” Lacy The Nuclear idiot here before, but since “she” persists with this crap, I shall persist in posing it and hope to expose it for the worthless crap that it is. Additionally, I think there may have been some changes in the copy since I last received one of these. Not sure, but [...]