Normally I don’t take the time to post spam like those listed below because they’re pretty boring. However, since I’ve been getting so many of these lately and the idiots sending them out are obviously seeking some attention, I figured I’d give them some. The links in these messages usually lead to a website that [...]

I’ll tell you one thing: If other people are getting as many spam e-mail messages as I do from people who claim to want to give me money and they don’t realize that these promises are too good to be true, perhaps those people should consider getting off the internet entirely to protect themselves. I’ve [...]

What, you may ask, is it that I am sick of? I’m sick of being bombarded with e-mail and other forms of spam that flood my e-mail in-box and my blogs (in the form of “comments”) advertising questionable (at best) products that range from counterfeit drugs to crappy jewelry. Don’t get me wrong. I love [...]

So sorry, “Mr. Yang.” You are barking up the wrong bamboo tree. By the way, the last thing I should do is keep this “top secret”. Don’t you understand that people need to be made aware of scam artist scumbags like yourself? From: "Mr  Yang" <janusz.szostek@neostrada.pl> To: <mingyanghsk001@9.cn> Subject: GREETINGS MY FRIEND Date: Saturday, August [...]

Very strange that you should contact me on this basis since you don’t seem to have any idea what my name actually is! From: "Trackingyouservice" <trackyouservice77@live.com> To: <undisclosed-recipients:> Subject:  enquiry Date: Wednesday, July 21, 2010 11:24 AM   Hello,   My name is Mrs. Helen Parker; I work with the Trackingyouservice, a consulting   Firm [...]

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Well, since I’m not gay, and already married, it is next to impossible that I signed up for any sales pitches from a company that specialized in gay weddings. Guess what? That makes them spammers! And sneaky ones, too! The subject line does not say anything about gay wedding services. Instead, it’s worded to make [...]

This one is a bit on the strange side. One thing is certain, however: Whoever they are, they are up to no good. From:    noreply47022@myself.com Sent:    Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:30 AM Subject:    I found a great resource at ScriptDungeon.com I would like to share with you. Somebody claiming to be Minda Worster is telling [...]