I suppose that’s supposed to be an attention-getting subject line. Alas, it’s just more forex spam. The same old crap. Someone trying to sell yet another “get rich quick” scheme. From: <wallstreetcloner@forex.ca> Date: Wed, Aug 3, 2011 at 11:52 PM Subject: Your account balance is $974,821.33 Hi, Watch LIVE as Forex guru Max Michaels shows [...]

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These work-at-home scammers have been coming out of the woodwork lately. Don’t you just love the “proof” they provide? Proof 1: I sprouted wings on my back yesterday, flew to the moon and had a delightful lunch with the Man of The Moon. I then flew home in time for dinner. So, did I convince [...]

I’m getting so tired of these lame “Please check out this product” SPAM messages. Apparently, this idiot is pushing yet another Forex trading system that will make you a millionaire! This time I actually followed the link in the e-mail since I wanted to see how much they were charging for this wonderful new “system.” [...]

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